It seems as if everything on my blog is so serious, so I thought I would include a little something more light-hearted. One thing I have found to be quite hilarious is the question from people, "So, when are you going to have kids?" I always think, If you only knew! But after trying for a year, I decided to make up some fun answers to give them. If you are going to ask a question that is none of your business, I am going to give a smart alack answer! So below are some things I tell people when they ask:
*My boy is stubborn just like his dad...he will come when he is good and ready.
*I don't know, but we are sure having a good time trying!
*Maybe I'm not praying hard enough. Will you add me to your list?
And my personal favorite:
*I keep washing our underwear together. I just don't understand why it isn't working. Do you have any ideas?
Hope this brings a smile to your faces! Love ya lots
I have a friend that got tired of the questions so she started telling people that they enjoy making love when ever they want because there is no kids to interrupt them. I want to use that, but now no one ask me why we don't have kids anymore!
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ReplyDeleteOh, you are a tease! I love the last one!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much!!!! I have a similar problem, although not related to infertility, but ever since Samantha turned 1, people have been asking me about my next one. If I run into people and it's been a year or so, they say "Wow, I thought you'd have another one by now." I'm SO tempted to use some of your retorts!! There is this one older guy at church in particular......I've thought about saying "When you are ready to be pregnant for me, I'll pick up the baby upon delivery!" So I have tried VERY VERY hard to NEVER ask people a question like that, no matter how curious I might be, it's none of my beeswax.
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